Flipped

Flip for me baby

It happened, a well known"hobbyist" a prolific reviewer, a big man on campus, a big swinging dick, a whore fucker beyond all whore fuckers got busted, then he flipped and cried like a little girl. He didn't just flip,  he went above and beyond. He gave access to his personal profile on a national review site (and who knows how many other not national review sites) he handed over his access to screening services and he give the cops his access to  private men's only sections and the jewel of the popos bust...  he gave them access to a private mens only website. You know the one, where they spend the bulk of their time calling escorts fat, overpriced and collud on ways to manipulate and control them.  No one liked it when you found you website was linked to that cesspool of misogyny, now it seems El Flipo has given the popo a perfect excuse to go after other hobbyists and try to enlist the help of escorts to do so.

Law Enforcement has put out official statements on their website, they have spoken to the media, they have taken out backpage ads that  listed names and handles of "hobbyists" they would like more info on. I know for a fact that at least some of those names match those handles.  The have asked for the help of women who feel they have been abused at the hands of these men. They invoke the dreaded trafficking as a way inside to gain support. This whiny little bitch gave the police everything they needed. Access and viable reason.

Mr. Flip really fucked over his "brethren" on this one.  I guess its not really "bros before hos"  which is so often invoked in that crowd. Its more like save your own skin and fuck over everyone else. This turn of events isn't just fucking over his fellow whore mongers, he's also fucked over the ladies as well.

I have 300 white listings

I would guess (and i have heard rumors) that they didn't pop said Flip-a-roney on a scant misdemeanor solicitation of prostitution charge. When the  popo go after the ladies they usually try to up the charge with an add on, like drugs. Get the girl to supply them and wham they have something to work with. Cuz really who's going to sing over a 100 buck ticket in most states. Mr Flip being such a seasoned "hobbyist" would know this and i doubt he would bring the party to the party. So there's more to this. Rumors abound that he was caught with an underage. Still more that he wasn't just trading reviews of escorts for service (a rumor that has been following him around for a long time) but that he actually was running the girls. Well BAM! Now that would make a weak minded fucktard sing. Pimping, pandering, promoting prostitution. Were talking federal here.

So once again some guy cant be satisfied with fucking a hot girl in exchange for a little cash. He's got to get in on the deal, and action. Hes got to grab cash and more likely he wanted the power. The power of influence over his fellow whore fucker and the power of "i can make and break" you over the ladies.. not to mention all the access to free pussy.

What a fucking dirt bag.

Be safe ladies

Hes blemished our screening services and white list services. I personally will not be using them right now. Why risk it. He's given the cops access and who knows who they contacted and flipped. He's blemished the reference system (who knows how far reaching that will go)  Booking a "well known hobbyist" in MD VA and DC right now is just asking to be busted.  Our traditional screening methods are rendered inoperative. You can not rely on them. He's really done a disservice to all those he spent countless hours trying to become "king" of.

If you're in the infected area then think about not working there right now. If you cant do that then you must be extremely careful until this all shakes out. If you rely on references, find another way, if you rely on screening services, find another way, if you rely on seeing people known to the community, find another way.

And to think they bitch and moan about escorts and their need to be safe and all our safety measures but when one of their own gets caught up he spill his guts like the bitch he is. People want to know why i don't like "hobbyists" well that's why. I don't like men who want to insinuate themselves into the realm of escort business because it never ends well for US. They either want to control and manipulate us, or they fuck us over and sometimes they do both. Isn't that right El Flipo.

Just fuck the whore, pay her and go home.

I have had people ask when im available for cam shows !!!!!you can email me and set up a day and time for that !!!!!!!!! 

 Hey guys come chat live with me at ~

http://imlive.com/live-sex-chat/pornstars/olivia/

 The Troglodyte Within
In hobbyists ,hookers,sex work ,tricks ,troglodytes

Hey, how much for a blow job

What is it about men that makes them act like fucking morons when sex enters the equation. Yes, I'm a hooker. I fuck for money. However that doesn't mean that when you speak to me you are allowed to speak to me like a hole or with disrespect. I know there's plenty of men out there who have no respect for women and it's not uncommon to run across them in your daily lives. But it just fucking chaps my goddamn hide when i get a phone call and some douche bag from Bakersfield, yanno the punch line for LA, thinks he can within 2 minutes of a phone call bring up a fucking bukakke party to me on the phone.


 I don't suffer fools and make no secret about that

So what kinda of moron would think that I would be the right girl to speak inappropriately to over the phone and talk about sexual services. Oh she's the one i want me and all my buddies to jerk off onto in our thinly veiled homo erotic pleasure party.

CLUE:

First of what the fuck are you doing Bako talking about sexual services in the first place. Try Googling "how to hire an escort" it might clue you in on a little appropriate behavior in dealing with a sex worker. Or if "The Google" is to difficult for your troglodyte brain to wrap itself around before you call a girl click on her website, then ... i dunno READ the fucking thing. It's there for a reason, so you Neanderthals that only think with your tiny ill functioning cocks will come to what little sense you have BEFORE you make the call. Before i have to chew your fucking face off over the phone because you bring up your desire to engage me for a bukakke party.

There is NO reason for this, there is NO reason i should have to school a grown ass man oh how to be respectful to a women over the phone. Hooker or not. Do your goddamed homework, know who you are speaking to. Don't just see a picture on a website, grunt, scratch your saggy balls and make a call. It will only get you smacked down by a pro or ripped off by a scam and in the process it will piss in this case, me off. I'm a hooker not a hole. So don't treat me like one.

/End Rant

                           Two consenting adults

The escort world isn't what you see on TV and the movies, it's a giant subculture and it hits every level from street workers, where you can get a down and dirty car date for a few extra bucks, to high dollar hotties where you can pay thousands of dollars for a little eye candy companionship and of course every where in between. The most popular places to find escorts these days are the message and review boards where you can find like minded people who write accounts of their time with a particular escort. Before the rise of the message boards the clients often had a hard time connecting with other clients. You would think that they wouldn't want to connect with other dudes who enjoyed screwing hookers but really many of them do. I think it's a extension of the whole locker room mentality. The act of boning that hot escort is doubly as fun with you get to brag abut it to your buddies and since it's a secret for most in this little "hobby" who can you brag to? Your boss? Co-workers?  Certainly not your wife.

With the advent of the message board you get a built in online locker room for all your bragging needs. It certainly fits that purpose for many. However for some, just screwing the hooker and having a place to brag about how many times you made her cum (uh huh sure you did) isn't enough, they want a piece of the action. They need to "control" the situation. Welcome to the world of the wanna be pimp!

No i am not available after the bars close drunk caller. Yes, i can tell you're drunk even though you are not slurring, how you ask? well its 2:19 am when you called to "check my availability" Yes i was asleep and yes you did wake me up. I'm sorry I'm wasn't the tweaker ho up all night, ready on a moments notice, dying to invite you over to her incall that you were looking for. Had you read my site (ha! yeah right) you would have seen that i generally need 24 hours advance notice for incall anyways and outcall if you call at 2:19am means i cant be ready until 3:19 (well hell i was asleep an hour is good time) then travel time to get to you 4:19 (its LA there's even traffic at night) and well you're passed out by then and I'm left pounding on your front door in a fit of rage while the sun comes up.

See how that goes mister middle of the night drunk caller? Just jerk off when you're drunk and calling escorts in the middle of the night, in fact how about this, DON'T call them and annoy them. You're not serious and you wouldn't be any good in the sack anyways. I mean your DRUNK, its late and lets face it you probably have issues in that arena anyways.

I'm just far to responsible to be available to drunk guys right before dawn and ruin my whole next day due to lack of sleep and having to deal with horny disrespectful drunks. I know, i know i have to remember to tun off my bat phone when i go to bed.... next time!

Hooker 101
In call girl ,escorts ,hookers ,prostitution ,sex work ,sex workers

The basics - Dont be stupid

I get asked a lot by girls newly in the business or trying to get in the business how to get started. If they are not in yet, i always try to persuade them not to get into it. If they are already in the biz but just new, have turned a few tricks maybe worked for an agency who did everything for them and are trying to go indie i will sometimes try to help them. By that i mean point them in the right direction to find the info they need to make smart decisions and to stay away from bad info. There is a TON if bad info out there. You have to be smart, use your critical thinking skill and often your real world business skills will come into play in ways you  never expected. Unlike what some dumb ass men say this is not an easy job. Its not just laying down on a bed spreading your legs and walking  away with pots of gold. Its hard money to earn, it will be some of the hardest money you will earn.

I don't screen for socks with sandals

If you dont believe me go to your local mall and check out the hen-pecked dudes holding their wives purses and wearing socks with sandals, could you have sex with that guy? Not just spread your legs for him close your eyes and think of your happy place  but could you be intimate with him, be engaged with him, be present and make him feel special and like you were there just for him and really wanted to be there? Oh and it cant be a acting job, you have to find a way to make it real. Yeah like i said its not easy. However the money is fast and you can make a good solid living being a provider of sexual services.

Somethings to keep in mind if you are considering getting into the sex business. Which again i don't recommend.

1. Being a hooker is the WORST way to ‘explore" your sexuality. The number one wrong reason to get involved in the pay for play world. Hookers don't love sex so much we are compelled to sell it  (though may of us are wired hotter then the average bear) we love MONEY. This is a job, work, a business, where we use our emotional labor. If you want to explore your sexuality put an ad on the Internet and just be a slut like normal people who want to experience new sexual adventures. Being a hooker isn't the justification you need, for whoreish behavior or a good place for you to attempt to confirm your fuck-ability.


 Don't let a "hobbyist" become your guidance counselor. Though some dudes have been around the block enough to know a thing or two they don't know what its like to be a hooker, they only THINK they do because they pay for them. You will get most of your bad info from well meaning and not so well meaning hobbyists. Oh and they are always angling for a freebie. They are not helping you out of the kindness of their hearts, they are waiting for it to pay off.

If you live in a 5 million dollar house in the hills high above LA. If you spend half of the time you book with me bragging about your wealth and all that you have. If you expect me to be impressed with your material achievements and to visibly show you how impressed i am with many ohhs and ahhhs and oh wows and then expertly drop to my knees and suck your cock like a champ because you're such the big man on campus...

THEN FUCKING TIP ME.

I'd be much more impressed with a couple extra bucks quietly slipped in my pocket then the boat you want to blah blah blah and endless drone on about ..... while i giggle and flip my hair like the Barbie doll you mistakenly thought i was.

Im sorry but pretending like i'm impressed with your stupid stuff .... is EXTRA.
                       

                                Are you a cop

It's one of the more prevalent urban legends in the sex for money game, believing that if you ask an officer of the law straight out "are you a cop?" he or she must answer truthfully and spill his little law enforcement guts. Somehow asking that magic question will free you and you will no longer be eligible to go to the clink for doing something illegal.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Let me make this very clear.. cops are allowed to LIE. they can do all kinda of things when undercover to try to stop the bad guy (in this case consenting adults who want a little transacted naked fun) when working a drug case they can not only sell dope, but use it... what in the world makes people think that on a sex for money sting they couldn't do the same. Though i have been lucky enough to not ever have to come in contact with that side of the biz, i know ladies who have. Cops can touch you, get naked and of course LIE. I personally know a escort who after having sex with the undercover was arrested. Talk about insult to injury, his word against hers. Is that common? doubtful but that doesn't mean it can't and doesn't happen. What they can not do is entrap you, let me rephrase that. If they entrap you (ie though their actions convince you to commit a crime you were not already predisposed to) you have a good chance of getting that charge dropped at court. You still get arrested, finger printed, photographed and you still have to hire a lawyer and go to court. That solicitation charge is still on your record. Expunged records still have a footprint, so even if you go to all the expense and effort to get that charge wiped from your record someone somewhere will be able to see at some point you've been arrested.

                 What's In A Name

In escort , hookers , names , prostitution , symantics
Hooker
Whore
Call-girl
Escort
Provider
Prostitute
Courtesan
Lot lizard
Streetwalker
Concubine
Harlot
Lady of the evening
Moll
Working girl
Lady in red
Tart
Painted lady
Jezebel
Midnight cowboy
Pro
Chicken
Ho
Jinetera
Pink pants

Yeah, i'm all those things and more. Did i leave any out? Does the name we slap on it make it any different? I'm partial to "hooker" however i more closely resemble "courtesan" Vote with your wallet
In hobbyists , hookers , money , prostitution , providers , sex , vote

                        Who doesn't love Hookers and who doesn't love reality TV! I know i do.

welcome to my new show..... America's Next Top Hooker

The Pitch: a cross between Top Chef and Americas Next Top Model. 10 Ho's from all different parts of the biz, track walkers, Craig's List girls, highly reviewed escorts, high end very expensive courtesans live in a house together and compete in "Ho events" to gain the title "America's Next Top Hooker" oh and some kinda outlandish prize like money (hookers love money)... TBD ;)

The challenge events could get pretty outrageous... but for TV they might have to be toned down. Boo!

Catch Phrase: Every reality based lifestyle career game show needs a catch phrase these days. "you're fired" entered the popular vernacular and will forever be associated with Mr Trump, others maybe haven't fared so well. "this is your last cut" "please pack your knives and go" "you are NOT America's next top model" so a good catch phrase can carry a show. For Americas next top Hooker i suggest these catch phrases... (other suggestions welcome)

1. Take your envelope and go
2. leave the money on the night stand and get out
3. that was your last blow job

Networks: So of course Playboy TV is on the pitch list as well as HBO and Showtime (Showtime is the new HBO anyways) but maybe Comedy Central would have balls big enough to take a risk with this new reality based prostitution game show... even though their budgets are well known for being ridiculously low. The comedy gold possibilities are endless!

I think it could work, its got everything. Sex, sexy girls who will probably hate each other and do nasty shit to each other behind each other backs oh and sex.. of course you will need a crack legal team because anytime there is prostitution in the mix you gotta make sure all bases are covered and no one goes to the clink for a another dumb reality show .... I think the public is ready and with the success of celebrity rehab i think they will eat this new show up... hey America loves dug addicts why not hookers!

I'm pitching it i swear i am... steal my idea and die :)

Somethings to keep in mind if you are considering getting into the sex business. Which again i don't recommend.

1. Being a hooker is the WORST way to ‘explore" your sexuality. The number one wrong reason to get involved in the pay for play world. Hookers don't love sex so much we are compelled to sell it (though may of us are wired hotter then the average bear) we love MONEY. This is a job, work, a business, where we use our emotional labor. If you want to explore your sexuality put an ad on the Internet and just be a slut like normal people who want to experience new sexual adventures. Being a hooker isn't the justification you need, for whoreish behavior or a good place for you to attempt to confirm your fuck-ability.

2.Don't let a "hobbyist" become your guidance counselor. Though some dudes have been around the block enough to know a thing or two they don't know what its like to be a hooker, they only THINK they do because they pay for them. You will get most of your bad info from well meaning and not so well meaning hobbyists. Oh and they are always angling for a freebie. They are not helping you out of the kindness of their hearts, they are waiting for it to pay off.

3.Be smart, attack this like any other job. Learn all you can read all you can, use your critical thinking skills, put together a business model. If you insist on being a hooker then so be it but use your brain, trust your instincts, listen to your inner voice what the world doesn't need any more of is another dumb Ho.

 Client Vrs Hobbyist
Lots of different guys like to screw hookers. They are from every walk of life, every income bracket, every race, creed or color. There's no way to single out a group of men and say " those guys dont/haven't/never will bang a hot chick in exchange for cash" they all do it, have done it, will do it. Now the common term for pay for play companionship for those in the subculture is... "the hobby" yep fucking hookers is now a hobby, yanno like building model cars or collecting stamps. The common term for a man who fucks hookers on the regular is a "hobbyist" yep hes just engaging in a little fun past time like building a ship in a bottle. Though i dont like either of those terms i use them because they have become the lingo of the culture and its just easier (hey I'm lazy) I however am no fan and have made it no secret that I'm no fan of ... the hobbyist. Don't get me wrong i love men who fuck hookers. Hey they keep me employed and put food on my table. I like to call those men, clients. A client is a man who screws hookers. A hobbyist is a man who not only screws hookers but delves so deeply in the culture of fucking hookers that they think it makes them special... that they fuck hookers.

Newsflash: hookers get paid to screw you, its not like its a hard thing to make happen. It sure as fuck doesn't make you special because you have a spare 500-1500 bucks for a little pay to play nookie. Its like the guy who thinks because hes got 150 to spend on a limo to go out to the club that that some how makes him special and not a douche-bag. Really hes trying to impress other people with his means and that's what hobbyists do, spend a shit load of time trying to impress others that hes special because he fucks hookers, spends his days posting on message boards about fucking hookers, back channeling (normal people call this gossip and sabotage) about hookers and finally writing review, after review, after review about fucking hookers. Like who ever has the most reviews of fucking hookers gets into heaven first or something.

As a hooker with reviews i try to keep them to a manageable amount, i dont want every encounter detailed in all it's hot sweaty glory for all the world to read. I want just enough so that potential clients know I'm legitimate, that i provide what i say i do and that I'm currently working. So when a client asks me if i would like them to write a review as they are walking out my hotel door, i usually just say "not unless you really want to". Most of my clients are way too busy with lives outside of their hooker fucking pastime to sit down and detail every detail.

A hobbyist will always write a review. As I've said before its more fun if you get to brag about it after. Or if you get to slam a girl after you've paid to fuck her. Now there's nothing wrong with being a steady reviewer but when you mix that with a constant hooker message board presence you get, "he hobbyist". One who not only writes a review for everything but think hes an authority on all things hooker related. A hobbyist loves to tell hookers how to run their business as if someone who shells out cash for sex knows what its like to be on the other side of the fence.
A client, pays his fee, spends his time with you and then goes home to his life ... because he HAS one.

Clients are the goal

Clients are what escorts want, they are low drama, they don't demand discounted or free services because you are running 15 mins late, they call when they are going to be late. They don't threaten you with their stature on a message board to get you to provide a service you don't want to, They don't stand you up after weeks of planning then blow it off because what are you gonna do complain and if you do that they will just hit the men's only website and call you names and blah blah blah about you... Clients treat you well and are respectful of you and your time. Clients treat you like people they like, who are providing a service they want.

You can spend minutes,hours,
days,weeks or even months
over-analyzing a situation
trying to put the pieces together
 justifying what couldve,wouldve happend.
 or you can put the pieces on the floor
and move the fuck on ......

 Sometimes we need to stop analizing the past ~ stop planning the future ~ ~ ~ stop trying to figure out precisely how  we feel ~ stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel ~ sometimes we just need to go with............. " Whatever happens ~ happens "........

 Escort mode
In hobbyists ,hookers  ,prostitution

The elephant in the room is im a hooker
I've been escorting for years and been involved in the sex business in one for or another for even longer. It will effect how you see the world and how you do things. Some positive, some negative. The sum of my experiences makes me who i am, motives me and shapes my world view. Being an escort isn't about your needs, your sexuality or you anything. Its a service industry job. you are there to serve another's needs. I get approached all the time by young hopefuls as i like to call the. Many right after some big glossy pretty exciting hooker story breaks in the news. They want to be escorts because they think its glamorous, they want to control men with their sexual prowess, they want to explore their new found sexuality and get paid for fucking hot sexy men who they'd  fuck anyways for free. Yeah,  its not like that.  Escorting isn't about your needs, its about your clients needs. I try to tell those young hopefuls as much and often refuse to help guide them and  mentor them. Instead preferring to direct them to their local hook up website where they can explore their sexuality and learn to exercise their new found pussy power.

 Your egos in the way
In escort ,hookers ,prostitution ,sex work

yeehaw

Its a big fantasy among men, 2 girls in the sack, willing, slutty and ready to go. So its often ordered by men who fuck hookers. They want you to bring a friend. I oblige whenever i can. I love my sexy escort fiends and i also love being the bearer of cash to my sexy escort friends. Cuz lets face it it all comes down to the cash.

I often find it amusing that these guys who in most cases cant satisfy one women in the sack want to get two women at once in the sack. Of course with those types its never about real connection, intimacy or mutual satisfaction its about serving them, getting them off. You know going in that this appointment will not just be work, it will be a LOT of work. Cie la vie that's why i charge the big bucks, I'm always down to work and earn my keep.

What i never find amusing is the attitude of some chicks who do doubles and i bet what you think it would be. It's the girls who have to be the center of attention, okay not really the girl that has to be the center of attention its the girl who has to be the center of the attention and gets pissed when she isn't. So as a result she does all she can to get the client to be all about her and if and  when the client pay any attention to the second girl in the bed ( i mean he did order two) she gets pissed, acts out, gets annoyed and becomes a total drag. I mean who wants to be naked and fuck a girl with a bad attitude. I dont.

I Heart Hundys

I've encountered this situation more then i should and i would understand if this were a civvie real world sexual encounter of there was competition among naked girls but for a JOB? Are you fucking kidding me? I get paid the same amount if i stand on the corner twiddling my thumbs or if I'm sucking dick for 60 minutes at break neck speed. Tell me which activity do you think id rather make 600 bucks for? So i dont get when a provider whoes getting her money regardless, turns a 3 some working situation into a competitive hour of desperately trying to get her ego stroked.

As my best pal who is a bartender says "when I'm working with another bartender i dont get all made if the customers like the other guy more then me, we still split the tips at the end of the night" But there's a certain segment of escort who will actually get angry if a client pays attention to the other of the two girls he hired to get him off and fulfill his fantasy. It's fucking weird and smacks of lots of emotional damage. Those girls are letting their egos get in the way of their cash flow. I wont book them again next time a regular wants me to bring a girl with me. Though i dont mind not working for my cash its an uncomfortable situation and the clients wants a threesome not a twosome with one of the girls sitting in the corner checking her blackberry because one girls ego is too big for the room. Its .. uncomfortable,it doesn't serve your client, and it cuts into your profit margin.  This business is about making money, not about feeding your own damaged hooker ego.

The smart girls remember that