Hi this is for everyone whos been asking Olivia are you going to do movies again....

Well you will be seeing some new movies!!!!!!!!!!!  I just did my 1st scene back after 7 years !!!!!!!!!

You can look for it very soon from " Naughty America "

                           Two consenting adults

The escort world isn't what you see on TV and the movies, it's a giant subculture and it hits every level from street workers, where you can get a down and dirty car date for a few extra bucks, to high dollar hotties where you can pay thousands of dollars for a little eye candy companionship and of course every where in between. The most popular places to find escorts these days are the message and review boards where you can find like minded people who write accounts of their time with a particular escort. Before the rise of the message boards the clients often had a hard time connecting with other clients. You would think that they wouldn't want to connect with other dudes who enjoyed screwing hookers but really many of them do. I think it's a extension of the whole locker room mentality. The act of boning that hot escort is doubly as fun with you get to brag abut it to your buddies and since it's a secret for most in this little "hobby" who can you brag to? Your boss? Co-workers?  Certainly not your wife.

With the advent of the message board you get a built in online locker room for all your bragging needs. It certainly fits that purpose for many. However for some, just screwing the hooker and having a place to brag about how many times you made her cum (uh huh sure you did) isn't enough, they want a piece of the action. They need to "control" the situation. Welcome to the world of the wanna be pimp!

No i am not available after the bars close drunk caller. Yes, i can tell you're drunk even though you are not slurring, how you ask? well its 2:19 am when you called to "check my availability" Yes i was asleep and yes you did wake me up. I'm sorry I'm wasn't the tweaker ho up all night, ready on a moments notice, dying to invite you over to her incall that you were looking for. Had you read my site (ha! yeah right) you would have seen that i generally need 24 hours advance notice for incall anyways and outcall if you call at 2:19am means i cant be ready until 3:19 (well hell i was asleep an hour is good time) then travel time to get to you 4:19 (its LA there's even traffic at night) and well you're passed out by then and I'm left pounding on your front door in a fit of rage while the sun comes up.

See how that goes mister middle of the night drunk caller? Just jerk off when you're drunk and calling escorts in the middle of the night, in fact how about this, DON'T call them and annoy them. You're not serious and you wouldn't be any good in the sack anyways. I mean your DRUNK, its late and lets face it you probably have issues in that arena anyways.

I'm just far to responsible to be available to drunk guys right before dawn and ruin my whole next day due to lack of sleep and having to deal with horny disrespectful drunks. I know, i know i have to remember to tun off my bat phone when i go to bed.... next time!

If you live in a 5 million dollar house in the hills high above LA. If you spend half of the time you book with me bragging about your wealth and all that you have. If you expect me to be impressed with your material achievements and to visibly show you how impressed i am with many ohhs and ahhhs and oh wows and then expertly drop to my knees and suck your cock like a champ because you're such the big man on campus...

THEN FUCKING TIP ME.

I'd be much more impressed with a couple extra bucks quietly slipped in my pocket then the boat you want to blah blah blah and endless drone on about ..... while i giggle and flip my hair like the Barbie doll you mistakenly thought i was.

Im sorry but pretending like i'm impressed with your stupid stuff .... is EXTRA.
                       

                                Are you a cop

It's one of the more prevalent urban legends in the sex for money game, believing that if you ask an officer of the law straight out "are you a cop?" he or she must answer truthfully and spill his little law enforcement guts. Somehow asking that magic question will free you and you will no longer be eligible to go to the clink for doing something illegal.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Let me make this very clear.. cops are allowed to LIE. they can do all kinda of things when undercover to try to stop the bad guy (in this case consenting adults who want a little transacted naked fun) when working a drug case they can not only sell dope, but use it... what in the world makes people think that on a sex for money sting they couldn't do the same. Though i have been lucky enough to not ever have to come in contact with that side of the biz, i know ladies who have. Cops can touch you, get naked and of course LIE. I personally know a escort who after having sex with the undercover was arrested. Talk about insult to injury, his word against hers. Is that common? doubtful but that doesn't mean it can't and doesn't happen. What they can not do is entrap you, let me rephrase that. If they entrap you (ie though their actions convince you to commit a crime you were not already predisposed to) you have a good chance of getting that charge dropped at court. You still get arrested, finger printed, photographed and you still have to hire a lawyer and go to court. That solicitation charge is still on your record. Expunged records still have a footprint, so even if you go to all the expense and effort to get that charge wiped from your record someone somewhere will be able to see at some point you've been arrested.

                 What's In A Name

In escort , hookers , names , prostitution , symantics
Hooker
Whore
Call-girl
Escort
Provider
Prostitute
Courtesan
Lot lizard
Streetwalker
Concubine
Harlot
Lady of the evening
Moll
Working girl
Lady in red
Tart
Painted lady
Jezebel
Midnight cowboy
Pro
Chicken
Ho
Jinetera
Pink pants

Yeah, i'm all those things and more. Did i leave any out? Does the name we slap on it make it any different? I'm partial to "hooker" however i more closely resemble "courtesan" Vote with your wallet
In hobbyists , hookers , money , prostitution , providers , sex , vote

                        Who doesn't love Hookers and who doesn't love reality TV! I know i do.

welcome to my new show..... America's Next Top Hooker

The Pitch: a cross between Top Chef and Americas Next Top Model. 10 Ho's from all different parts of the biz, track walkers, Craig's List girls, highly reviewed escorts, high end very expensive courtesans live in a house together and compete in "Ho events" to gain the title "America's Next Top Hooker" oh and some kinda outlandish prize like money (hookers love money)... TBD ;)

The challenge events could get pretty outrageous... but for TV they might have to be toned down. Boo!

Catch Phrase: Every reality based lifestyle career game show needs a catch phrase these days. "you're fired" entered the popular vernacular and will forever be associated with Mr Trump, others maybe haven't fared so well. "this is your last cut" "please pack your knives and go" "you are NOT America's next top model" so a good catch phrase can carry a show. For Americas next top Hooker i suggest these catch phrases... (other suggestions welcome)

1. Take your envelope and go
2. leave the money on the night stand and get out
3. that was your last blow job

Networks: So of course Playboy TV is on the pitch list as well as HBO and Showtime (Showtime is the new HBO anyways) but maybe Comedy Central would have balls big enough to take a risk with this new reality based prostitution game show... even though their budgets are well known for being ridiculously low. The comedy gold possibilities are endless!

I think it could work, its got everything. Sex, sexy girls who will probably hate each other and do nasty shit to each other behind each other backs oh and sex.. of course you will need a crack legal team because anytime there is prostitution in the mix you gotta make sure all bases are covered and no one goes to the clink for a another dumb reality show .... I think the public is ready and with the success of celebrity rehab i think they will eat this new show up... hey America loves dug addicts why not hookers!

I'm pitching it i swear i am... steal my idea and die :)

Somethings to keep in mind if you are considering getting into the sex business. Which again i don't recommend.

1. Being a hooker is the WORST way to ‘explore" your sexuality. The number one wrong reason to get involved in the pay for play world. Hookers don't love sex so much we are compelled to sell it (though may of us are wired hotter then the average bear) we love MONEY. This is a job, work, a business, where we use our emotional labor. If you want to explore your sexuality put an ad on the Internet and just be a slut like normal people who want to experience new sexual adventures. Being a hooker isn't the justification you need, for whoreish behavior or a good place for you to attempt to confirm your fuck-ability.

2.Don't let a "hobbyist" become your guidance counselor. Though some dudes have been around the block enough to know a thing or two they don't know what its like to be a hooker, they only THINK they do because they pay for them. You will get most of your bad info from well meaning and not so well meaning hobbyists. Oh and they are always angling for a freebie. They are not helping you out of the kindness of their hearts, they are waiting for it to pay off.

3.Be smart, attack this like any other job. Learn all you can read all you can, use your critical thinking skills, put together a business model. If you insist on being a hooker then so be it but use your brain, trust your instincts, listen to your inner voice what the world doesn't need any more of is another dumb Ho.

 Client Vrs Hobbyist
Lots of different guys like to screw hookers. They are from every walk of life, every income bracket, every race, creed or color. There's no way to single out a group of men and say " those guys dont/haven't/never will bang a hot chick in exchange for cash" they all do it, have done it, will do it. Now the common term for pay for play companionship for those in the subculture is... "the hobby" yep fucking hookers is now a hobby, yanno like building model cars or collecting stamps. The common term for a man who fucks hookers on the regular is a "hobbyist" yep hes just engaging in a little fun past time like building a ship in a bottle. Though i dont like either of those terms i use them because they have become the lingo of the culture and its just easier (hey I'm lazy) I however am no fan and have made it no secret that I'm no fan of ... the hobbyist. Don't get me wrong i love men who fuck hookers. Hey they keep me employed and put food on my table. I like to call those men, clients. A client is a man who screws hookers. A hobbyist is a man who not only screws hookers but delves so deeply in the culture of fucking hookers that they think it makes them special... that they fuck hookers.

Newsflash: hookers get paid to screw you, its not like its a hard thing to make happen. It sure as fuck doesn't make you special because you have a spare 500-1500 bucks for a little pay to play nookie. Its like the guy who thinks because hes got 150 to spend on a limo to go out to the club that that some how makes him special and not a douche-bag. Really hes trying to impress other people with his means and that's what hobbyists do, spend a shit load of time trying to impress others that hes special because he fucks hookers, spends his days posting on message boards about fucking hookers, back channeling (normal people call this gossip and sabotage) about hookers and finally writing review, after review, after review about fucking hookers. Like who ever has the most reviews of fucking hookers gets into heaven first or something.

As a hooker with reviews i try to keep them to a manageable amount, i dont want every encounter detailed in all it's hot sweaty glory for all the world to read. I want just enough so that potential clients know I'm legitimate, that i provide what i say i do and that I'm currently working. So when a client asks me if i would like them to write a review as they are walking out my hotel door, i usually just say "not unless you really want to". Most of my clients are way too busy with lives outside of their hooker fucking pastime to sit down and detail every detail.

A hobbyist will always write a review. As I've said before its more fun if you get to brag about it after. Or if you get to slam a girl after you've paid to fuck her. Now there's nothing wrong with being a steady reviewer but when you mix that with a constant hooker message board presence you get, "he hobbyist". One who not only writes a review for everything but think hes an authority on all things hooker related. A hobbyist loves to tell hookers how to run their business as if someone who shells out cash for sex knows what its like to be on the other side of the fence.
A client, pays his fee, spends his time with you and then goes home to his life ... because he HAS one.

Clients are the goal

Clients are what escorts want, they are low drama, they don't demand discounted or free services because you are running 15 mins late, they call when they are going to be late. They don't threaten you with their stature on a message board to get you to provide a service you don't want to, They don't stand you up after weeks of planning then blow it off because what are you gonna do complain and if you do that they will just hit the men's only website and call you names and blah blah blah about you... Clients treat you well and are respectful of you and your time. Clients treat you like people they like, who are providing a service they want.

You can spend minutes,hours,
days,weeks or even months
over-analyzing a situation
trying to put the pieces together
 justifying what couldve,wouldve happend.
 or you can put the pieces on the floor
and move the fuck on ......

 Sometimes we need to stop analizing the past ~ stop planning the future ~ ~ ~ stop trying to figure out precisely how  we feel ~ stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel ~ sometimes we just need to go with............. " Whatever happens ~ happens "........