No i am not available after the bars close drunk caller. Yes, i can tell you're drunk even though you are not slurring, how you ask? well its 2:19 am when you called to "check my availability" Yes i was asleep and yes you did wake me up. I'm sorry I'm wasn't the tweaker ho up all night, ready on a moments notice, dying to invite you over to her incall that you were looking for. Had you read my site (ha! yeah right) you would have seen that i generally need 24 hours advance notice for incall anyways and outcall if you call at 2:19am means i cant be ready until 3:19 (well hell i was asleep an hour is good time) then travel time to get to you 4:19 (its LA there's even traffic at night) and well you're passed out by then and I'm left pounding on your front door in a fit of rage while the sun comes up.
See how that goes mister middle of the night drunk caller? Just jerk off when you're drunk and calling escorts in the middle of the night, in fact how about this, DON'T call them and annoy them. You're not serious and you wouldn't be any good in the sack anyways. I mean your DRUNK, its late and lets face it you probably have issues in that arena anyways.
I'm just far to responsible to be available to drunk guys right before dawn and ruin my whole next day due to lack of sleep and having to deal with horny disrespectful drunks. I know, i know i have to remember to tun off my bat phone when i go to bed.... next time!
Oh Hell No!
If you live in a 5 million dollar house in the hills high above LA. If you spend half of the time you book with me bragging about your wealth and all that you have. If you expect me to be impressed with your material achievements and to visibly show you how impressed i am with many ohhs and ahhhs and oh wows and then expertly drop to my knees and suck your cock like a champ because you're such the big man on campus...
THEN FUCKING TIP ME.
I'd be much more impressed with a couple extra bucks quietly slipped in my pocket then the boat you want to blah blah blah and endless drone on about ..... while i giggle and flip my hair like the Barbie doll you mistakenly thought i was.
Im sorry but pretending like i'm impressed with your stupid stuff .... is EXTRA.
Are you a cop
It's one of the more prevalent urban legends in the sex for money game, believing that if you ask an officer of the law straight out "are you a cop?" he or she must answer truthfully and spill his little law enforcement guts. Somehow asking that magic question will free you and you will no longer be eligible to go to the clink for doing something illegal.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Let me make this very clear.. cops are allowed to LIE. they can do all kinda of things when undercover to try to stop the bad guy (in this case consenting adults who want a little transacted naked fun) when working a drug case they can not only sell dope, but use it... what in the world makes people think that on a sex for money sting they couldn't do the same. Though i have been lucky enough to not ever have to come in contact with that side of the biz, i know ladies who have. Cops can touch you, get naked and of course LIE. I personally know a escort who after having sex with the undercover was arrested. Talk about insult to injury, his word against hers. Is that common? doubtful but that doesn't mean it can't and doesn't happen. What they can not do is entrap you, let me rephrase that. If they entrap you (ie though their actions convince you to commit a crime you were not already predisposed to) you have a good chance of getting that charge dropped at court. You still get arrested, finger printed, photographed and you still have to hire a lawyer and go to court. That solicitation charge is still on your record. Expunged records still have a footprint, so even if you go to all the expense and effort to get that charge wiped from your record someone somewhere will be able to see at some point you've been arrested.
What's In A Name
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Yeah, i'm all those things and more. Did i leave any out? Does the name we slap on it make it any different? I'm partial to "hooker" however i more closely resemble "courtesan" Vote with your wallet In hobbyists , hookers , money , prostitution , providers , sex , vote
You hear it time and time again. You don't like a providers why of handling her business.. vote with your wallet
You don't like a providers price structure... vote with your wallet
You don't like a providers website... vote with your wallet
You don't like what a provider says in her blogs... vote with your wallet.
Its great advice, providers are in this business to make money. Yeah you will hear the old "i just love to fuck" line thrown around and many of us do love to fuck but we are in this for the cash not the sex. the sex (when its good) is a bonus.
So you don't like provider or how she handles her business, vote with your wallet. Do not patronise her, do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars. It's as simple as that. if your way of thinking is the majority you will soon see that provider fade away or change how she does things because her business is falling off.
Don't dog her on the review boards at every turn and make an ass out of yourself, don't rant and rave and scream and yell. Simply vote with your wallet. Its easy to do and effective. Promote the providers you do enjoy, the ones who handle their business how you like or think they should.
Oh wait the ones screaming and yelling and ranting and raving like lunatics, the ones who feel so powerless in their own lives that they have to chase around providers on review boards and be snide and nasty to feel like a man with power, they NEVER vote with their wallets...why?
Because there is nothing in them to vote with, being an asshole is all those guys have.
Maybe those "hobbyists" (and i use that term loosely) need to start scrap booking that hobby is very affordableAmericas Next Top Hooker In escorts , hookers , prostitution , reality tv
Who doesn't love Hookers and who doesn't love reality TV! I know i do.
welcome to my new show..... America's Next Top Hooker
The Pitch: a cross between Top Chef and Americas Next Top Model. 10 Ho's from all different parts of the biz, track walkers, Craig's List girls, highly reviewed escorts, high end very expensive courtesans live in a house together and compete in "Ho events" to gain the title "America's Next Top Hooker" oh and some kinda outlandish prize like money (hookers love money)... TBD ;)
The challenge events could get pretty outrageous... but for TV they might have to be toned down. Boo!
Catch Phrase: Every reality based lifestyle career game show needs a catch phrase these days. "you're fired" entered the popular vernacular and will forever be associated with Mr Trump, others maybe haven't fared so well. "this is your last cut" "please pack your knives and go" "you are NOT America's next top model" so a good catch phrase can carry a show. For Americas next top Hooker i suggest these catch phrases... (other suggestions welcome)
1. Take your envelope and go 2. leave the money on the night stand and get out 3. that was your last blow job
Networks: So of course Playboy TV is on the pitch list as well as HBO and Showtime (Showtime is the new HBO anyways) but maybe Comedy Central would have balls big enough to take a risk with this new reality based prostitution game show... even though their budgets are well known for being ridiculously low. The comedy gold possibilities are endless!
I think it could work, its got everything. Sex, sexy girls who will probably hate each other and do nasty shit to each other behind each other backs oh and sex.. of course you will need a crack legal team because anytime there is prostitution in the mix you gotta make sure all bases are covered and no one goes to the clink for a another dumb reality show .... I think the public is ready and with the success of celebrity rehab i think they will eat this new show up... hey America loves dug addicts why not hookers!
I'm pitching it i swear i am... steal my idea and die :)
You can spend minutes,hours, days,weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation trying to put the pieces together justifying what couldve,wouldve happend. or you can put the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on ......
Sometimes we need to stop analizing the past ~ stop planning the future ~ ~ ~ stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel ~ stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel ~ sometimes we just need to go with............. " Whatever happens ~ happens "........
"A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ..."
"God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!"
""it's quality not quantity""
"I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW"
"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."
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